First
appearance
Background
Born a normal kid in a normal town in a
normal Washington DC suburb, James quickly set himself apart from the other
kids. Learning to talk at only 4 months old and to read at 9 months, Blond
was automatically placed into advanced classes in school. His IQ was judged
to be in the low 200's. He graduated from Purdue University as valedictorian
at age 19 with a major in computer engineering. He was targeted
by The Agency from a young age as a potential agent. Upon graduation, he
was taken to talk to the Boss. He was offered a great job at The Agency,
free housing, free meals, high pay, 401k, retirement benefits, all assuming
he could pass The Agency tests. Not only did he pass, he got an unmatched
A+ grade, an Agency all time high. He has been working for The Agency for
seven years now, an extraordinary amount for such a young agent. Gained
fame in The Agency for defusing the nuclear bomb Most Baddest Grammar Boy
placed underneath the annual gathering of English teachers in New York
City.
Interesting little factoid:
Nearly got expelled from one school system
for fighting. Not cause he fought the kid, but because he broke the kid's
jaw and collarbone... and this kid was actually 5 years older and 7 inches
taller than him.
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